I want to be very clear

This IS NOT my Little Bluebonnet. And that is why it is so hilarious.


Bluebonnet is my baby girl

This little 50 lb., four-legged demon baby has caused me more frustration and aggrivation than anyone else - animal or human - that I have ever come into contact with in my entire life. She straight-up gives me a rash sometimes for all the irritation she causes me.

And yet for some damn reason sometimes all I want to do is go home in the middle of the day and kiss all over on her snoot.